Question an answer.

DizzyDee · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:15 pm

What did you see zoom across the sky?

A bird was building a nest.

nanbik · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:54 pm

What do you see in your backyard on the first day of spring?

All I heard was snoring.

DizzyDee · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:01 pm

What made me stay online so late last night instead of going to bed?

I put the cat outside.

nanbik · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:09 pm

Why doesn't your cat eat your canary?

The computer doesn't know the difference.

BigMama · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:22 am

Why didn't the computer evaluate whether brown or blue was the best color for me?

Because he wanted to get to the other side.

DizzyDee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:00 am

Why did the rooster cross the road? :lol:

Because it's too cold outside.

nanbik · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:53 pm

Why aren't you going shopping today?

Because I don't want to pay extra taxes.

Aiwendil · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:53 pm

Why don't you get another house?

The butler in the conservatory with the knife.

nanbik · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:23 pm

Who do you suspect killed the maid?

The curtains are falling apart.

DizzyDee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:26 pm

Has your cat been clawing the curtains again?

Your carriage awaits.

BigMama · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:53 am

What did the police officer tell the convict when caught?

Because doughnuts have holes in them.

DizzyDee · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:37 am

Why are doughnuts a diet food?

He went south of the border.

nanbik · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:49 pm

Where did Harry go for tacos?

The squeal is driving my batty.

Aiwendil · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:56 pm

Why did you shoot the pig?

The sirens are coming closer.

nanbik · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:59 pm

Do you think they will rescue us in time?

The keys are in the refrigerator.

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