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What did you see zoom across the sky?

A bird was building a nest.


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What do you see in your backyard on the first day of spring?

All I heard was snoring.


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What made me stay online so late last night instead of going to bed?


I put the cat outside.


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Why doesn't your cat eat your canary?

The computer doesn't know the difference.


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Why didn't the computer evaluate whether brown or blue was the best color for me?

Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? :lol:


Because it's too cold outside.


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Why aren't you going shopping today?

Because I don't want to pay extra taxes.


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Why don't you get another house?


The butler in the conservatory with the knife.


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Who do you suspect killed the maid?

The curtains are falling apart.


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Has your cat been clawing the curtains again?


Your carriage awaits.


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What did the police officer tell the convict when caught?

Because doughnuts have holes in them.

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Why are doughnuts a diet food?


He went south of the border.


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Where did Harry go for tacos?

The squeal is driving my batty.


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Why did you shoot the pig?


The sirens are coming closer.


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Do you think they will rescue us in time?

The keys are in the refrigerator.


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